Wanted men/women to join us at DTA (Dirty Trick Association). Age and qualification - no bar. Must be vocal with fair command in local dialogues although sensible and meaningful utterances are no prerequisites. Experiences in roadside fights, hurling abuses and calling names will be added advantages. Preferences will be given to those who underwent jail terms on charges of fomenting political, parochial and communal troubles. Really talented persons can look forward to bright future in a premier political party and can aspire to become a Minister in due course.
Walk-in-interview for the following positions will take place tomorrow at the Hotel Hate, Disharmony Street from 9 AM to 6 in the evening. Those ineligible for one position may be considered for the second one. Recommendations from communal and political organizations will be given added consideration. The present vacancies, positions, and compensations are given below.
a) Social Media Managers (16 positions) Basic compensation: Rs 23,500 - Rs 470 - Rs 28,200
Candidate should be able to distort news and information to suit the Association's ideology. Those with experiences in sharing (in social media) of fake videos, photo-shopped pictures and juxtaposed old pictures for provoking communal and casteist sentiments will be given preferences. Twitter trolling with choicest abuses will be considered a plus factor.
b) Media Management Personnel (12 positions)
Basic Compensation Rs 21,500 - Rs 430 - Rs 25,800
His job will entail extensive coordination with paid media - both print and electronic - toeing our ideology. He must be a natural rabble-rouser with experience in writing sensational posts on emotive issues. Basic knowledge of political history with a flair for twisting facts for fitting into the dogmas of the Association is a must.
Candidate should be able to distort news and information to suit the Association's ideology. Those with experiences in sharing (in social media) of fake videos, photo-shopped pictures and juxtaposed old pictures for provoking communal and casteist sentiments will be given preferences. Twitter trolling with choicest abuses will be considered a plus factor.
b) Media Management Personnel (12 positions)
Basic Compensation Rs 21,500 - Rs 430 - Rs 25,800
His job will entail extensive coordination with paid media - both print and electronic - toeing our ideology. He must be a natural rabble-rouser with experience in writing sensational posts on emotive issues. Basic knowledge of political history with a flair for twisting facts for fitting into the dogmas of the Association is a must.
